Description
Alright me darlin’, it’s Bernard. Here’s what’s what about me:
The basics:
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How tall am I? 60-70cm
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How many stems do I have? 25
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What colour am I? All natural here
Where do I come from?
Funny story actually. My proper name is Avena Sativa but I’m just your everyday oat, so it sounds a bit much to me. Anyway, us oats have travelled a fair bit with the old’uns coming from places like Asia and Egypt.
What do I look like?
I’m your typical rustly, oat. Golden from top to toe, smooth and husky – that’s me.
What do I feel like?
I guess I feel a bit like stroking a bunch of feathers – stroke me from bottom to top and it’s soft and smooth like, but stroke me from top to bottom and it doesn’t feel great for either of us.
What will I be wearing?
My birthday suit! Just kidding. I’ll be in black tissue paper and brown kraft paper, and just in case you don’t recognise me I’ll put your name on my box for when I’m delivered.
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