22 things we have to say about pampas grass

Pampas is more than a beautiful dried grass. So much more that we’ve written 22 affirmations of how fantastic it is. We challenge you to read through them all and not want to buy pampas for yourself and everyone you love.

1. Kiss my pampas

For when there are kids around, for in front of your grandparents and for a creative way to show your passive aggression: kiss my pampas works wonders. Go ahead and give it a try when you need to blow off some steam in a non-offensive manner. You’re welcome ✌

2. A pampered pampas lives here

If our pampas could fit in the car and come on holiday with us, we’d get it a bumper sticker. Because it can’t, this is the next best thing. And we’re not lying when we say our pampas is pampered, it deserves 5 star treatment all day long 🖤

3. Don’t regret anything that made you buy a pampas

Especially if that something is your best friend who told you ‘You should get some pampas for that vase’ or ‘Do you know what would look amazing in that corner? Some pampas’. Some people just have an eye for these things and you know what: your best friend is right. Why? Because they have amazing taste – which is why they chose you as their best friend 🖤 

4. Flowers last longer than chocolates but pampas kicks their ass

Let’s be honest – we can have (and probably do have) chocolate whenever we want it. But pampas – now that’s a real pick me up present. In fact with the long lasting love you’ll experience from your fluffy pampas, it’s only  second best to getting a puppy. 

5. Wake up kick ass fluff your pampas

Friendly reminder to cherish whatever makes you feel good. Whether it’s green smoothies, clean bed sheets or affirmations like these that remind you you’re strong and can kick ass if you need to ️✌

6. Great things happen to those with pampas

Don’t believe us? Here’s a list:

• Your home instantly looks even more stylish 
• Your friends think you’re even cooler than they did before
• You‘ll feel officially ready to set up a home decor Instagram account (if you haven’t already got one)
• You’ll be able to admire your strong, fluffy pampas from the comfort of your own home every single day 
• You may or may not be more likely to win the lottery (especially if having a pampas in your life makes you feel extremely lucky – lucky enough to actually remember to put the lottery on this week)

7. Pampas is my happy place

When you’re working long days from home or feeling like you’ve got cabin fever, what’s the one personal touch that makes you smile and remember that feeling of how good it is to be home? If nothing springs to mind, it’s definitely time to treat yourself – and your home! 

Find your personal touch on our website – we’re pretty sure there’s a personality that will match yours, whether it’s Alfie the cute mini pampas or Olivia the fun loving party pampas ✌️

8. Believe in your pampas

Did you know that pampas grass is often found by the sea? It’s super hardy and can withstand way more than a sea breeze and salty spray. 

If you’re looking for home décor that really shows your personality, don’t overlook pampas when it comes to strength. It may look beautiful and fluffy, but inside it’s stronger than you may think ✌️

9. Nothing welcomes you home like a pampas

We’re going to make a promise: when you walk into a room with your Meadow Made pampas in, there’s no way it’ll blend into the background. 

You could have pampas coloured walls, ceiling and floors and we’d bet your eyes will be still be drawn to your fluffy pampas when you walk through the door 🖤

10. Totally addicted to pampas

Warning: once you buy pampas it may make you want to buy more. 

One minute you have no dried grass in your home and then you open the doors to a bunch of beautiful pampas and suddenly you’re hooked. The next thing you know, you’ll be dreaming of dried grass bouquets, admiring bunny tails over breakfast and having a clear out to make way for willow.  

There – we said it and frankly we feel better for getting it off our chests 🤗

11. Fluff fuss fluff repeat

Unlike a cat, your pampas will welcome fuss and fluffing any time of the day or night, no matter how much fuss you want to give.

Your pampas will never take a swipe at you for tickling its tummy, so if you’re feeling like you need to give a little love (or to give your cat a break) fluff, fuss and fluff your pampas as much as you like ✌️

12. Life is tough but so is your pampas

Have you ever noticed broken pampas after a storm? Ever wondered why not? Because pampas is as sturdy as a three legged stool cemented to then ground (or very close). It won’t bend and break, no matter what’s going on around it. 

If this sounds like you, then you may have more in common with pampas than you knew! And if it sounds like how you want to be, pampas can be your daily reminder that you can weather the storm and even come out of it fluffed up, but feeling fresh and looking fabulous ✌️

13.Let’s stay home and fluff the pampas

You know those nights where your friend cancels on you and secretly you’re relieved, because all you want to do is stay home, put on your pjs and fluff your pampas? 

No? How about where you’ve had a really long day, got drenched in the rain, broken down in your car, lost your bank card, accidentally trod on your dog’s paw or gone plucking-crazy with your eyebrows? 

Order yourself a takeaway and get the hairdryer on cold air – soon your troubles will be forgotten in the fluff of your pampas ✌️

14. Every pampas tells a story

Well each and every one of our pampas grasses do, anyway! Take a look at their descriptions – you’ll soon start to get to know them. 

If you’re wondering it a pampas is for you, their little personalities should help you to make your mind up, and to decide which one is the perfect pampas for you 🖤

15. Go to sleep with a dream wake up with a pampas

Can a pampas survive in hot, cold, wind, rain and worse? Yes! Can it hold firm in a snow or sandstorm? Yes! Let it be your reminder that you can keep going and growing, and that to a pampas, impossible is just an abbreviation of I’m possible. ✌️

16. Dear pampas I love you

How do you show your pampas you love it? We use terms of endearment, like:

Dearest pampas. My fluffy other half. Pampas darling. My pampas partner in crime. Pampas baby.  Bae. Pampas honey. Sugar stems. 🖤

17. She believed she could so she bought a pampas

Just because pampas makes an amazing gift, doesn’t mean you need to wait for someone to buy it for you. You want a pampas? You should get a pampas! ✌️

18. Pizza pasta pampas

Is it me or do all the best things start with P? Or maybe it’s just because pampas starts with a P. Either way, it deserves to be up there with the greats 🖤

19. The wifi password is pampas

Well…What else would it be? 

20. Pampas is my spirit grass

It goes through some pretty tough times but it keeps going. And when it has things good, it really appreciates it. 

It stands strong in wind and snow, but in the sun it becomes its happiest and fluffiest. 

Whatever way you look at it, we all have a bit of pampas spirit, don’t we? ✌️️ 

21. To the world you may be one person but to one pampas you may be the world

Just a gentle, loving reminder to take care of yourself and your pampas 🖤

22. Pampas is the perfect present 

Who wouldn’t be chuffed to bits with a beautiful, fluffy pampas? The idea seems completely alien to me…

However, if you do know if anyone, we can help you cater for them too – check out our gifts page for more gift ideas.